I decided to try out this online chatting thing since Alicia had been tweeting about it LOL So this is my fun and new experience. I guess this is just a website for those lonely men and women out there who wants sex. I am now chatting with this Indonesian guy who type so fucking slow that my grandma can beat him easily lor.

Holy shit i realised i did not save my first few chats. I don't know which folder did i saved to. Buts its alright.


I started this thing not knowing what to say except for hi, how are you? But the person soon replied me this "19, f, mabula (i forgotten how should that place be spelt lol)". At first i didn't know what it means but after the my smart cells decided to work up. Stands for 19 year old, female from this M place which i have no idea how is it spelt like. So i decided to reply! But she fucking disconnected me.


Its alright! Then this girl from Australia talked to me. She introduced herself as hi, asl. Which again i have no idea what ASL stands for, so ya stands for (a)us(t)ra(l)ian.. LOL fuck life holy! I just realised asl is not for australian but who cares!!! So I quickly typed "21, m, bangladesh". She disconnected me immediately -_-

So i got bored with being a Bangladesh 21year old. I decided to play China hoping that it would out better but......

As usual, i got ditched.

Interesting picture up next. I am talking to a 20 year old sex maniac from India.
Vivien and i played this guy together and LOL. We are speechless.
He is dying to fuck someone online lor i swear.

So i decided to give him a youtube link of my favourite youtube singer Katie!

Warning: I do not have the intention to humiliate or insult the youtube user, if i offended you with this, sorry. 

I thought he would be freaked out. But look at his reply. So i scolded him "fucking horny bastard" and disconnected him LOL.

So i fucking met this bastard below. And see how we quarrelled.

HAHA LOL!!!!!!! Who cares about how long your penis is.

Overall i had fun playing people there. But the guy i am talking to now is so bloody sincere.
He gave me his picture and FB. But wtf i don't know how to appreciate it. Go give other girls who are dying to do b(R)owjobs lah. I feel so bad playing him LOL. I feel like disconnecting him but i feel so bad! Too bad Indonesians are not interesting. L O L. Speaking about b(r)owjobs, maybe i should try being Steven Lim. Not bad! I will edit later on when i hook up more funny ridiculous shit heheheh