Why calling yourself a bitch is sinful

1. You're calling your mother a dog.
2. You're telling people that your father fucked a female dog.
3. You're definitely not showing any love to yourself.
4. You're disgracing the entire mankind in the whole entire big ball earth.
5. You're one piece of fucked up shit.
6. You're screwed.
7. Hence, you should be that slut who fucks everywhere.
8. You think you cool? Think again with your big ass, pea brain, slut face.
9. Despise yourself.
10. Never call yourself a bitch again and love your mother who brought you here.